Bat Brew

If you're a little freaked out by the current economic climate, as I am, try to take solace in the fact that at least there is no guano in your coffee grounds.

I guess you could argue that this story has little correlation to horror movies, but I'll be damned if the last sentence doesn't make me think of something out of Gremlins:

[Officials] say the bat was sent to a state lab for testing but its brain was too cooked by the heat of the brewing water to determine if it had rabies.